Dear Maxine, I'm desperate. My son is a slob. I've tried and tried to get him to keep his room picked up, and he might do well for a few days, but then it's just right back to his old slovenly ways. Maxine, I may not be the neatest person, but I do know what clean is. What can I do?
Signed, Slob's Mom
Dear Slob's Mom,
Kick his ass! It might not change his slobbish ways, but you'll feel better - Maxine
4 comments:
That is hysterical!! Maybe he will grow out of it!
Well, you didn't disappoint us! I am still laughing! Now I must get busy and try to figure out something to even come close! Remember someday the room will be clean and you will be lonesome!
There is still hope. I too was a hopeless slob until I met my wonderful Type A husband who quickly whipped me into shape. Just keep on smiling. It will get better.
What a clever way to share your wrtiing! Good job, Jen!
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